This World Has Lost Its GloryNosehair and I have started building a space elevator out behind the apartment. The trees give us pretty good cover, from the sun and park visitors and vandals and such, and we've really made some good progress.A space elevator is a device consisting in part of a cable, or tether, …
I Went Down to Mexico
I will tell you this one thing. One Sunday a while back, my pet elephant Nosehair and I were sitting around, watching football—the usual, nothing special, I think it was Pats vs. Jets (Pats had the early lead)—and suddenly Nosehair looked up from his tablet and said, “We’re going to Mexico.” Nosehair has been reading …
Say Hello to Nosehair
I have a pet elephant. His name is Nosehair. He’s a male adolescent, past puberty, but, in my opinion, a long way from adulthood. I’d love to post a picture of him, but he won’t let me. He’s very shy. Sometimes I can’t get him to leave the apartment. I wonder sometimes if he was …
